Day 707-Clownlaw - 34
Phoenix, AZ • 08/21/2007
Clownlaw has been handling personal injury claims for Arizona victims for 11 years. All we do is represent injury victims at a discounted fee. Our discounted fee means a substantial savings for our clients. I specialize in neck & back injuries to women who have big boobs. For these women we offer a discount fee. Free initial & follow up visual inspections. Certified specialist with hands. Also, we represent men who have been sexually harassed. For these men we offer free initial consultation. All we do is protect the integrity of the violated man.
Billable hours add up. Do you really know if they are doing the work? Or doing their secretary? That is why at Clownlaw we charge flat rate to cover expenses & a discount fee when we win. Our record stands alone. Others have commercials, & some you never hear from when you lose. We have never lost a case. Go check the record boys Clownlaw is undefeated.
Other reasons I am the best. I am a specialist. I keep it simple. I am not lazy. I do all the leg work & do not leave you hanging. Do your due diligence & you will see my fees are the lowest & no hidden costs. No contracts leave when you like. You are my customer not my hostage. Understand what I am doing for you. The last thing you want is for a legal problem to bite you later because your lawyer neglected to file the documents with the right government department or court. You will have my number to leave me vital information at all times. Any lawyer who tells you you've got a slam dunk case is probably not a very good lawyer. I have seen very few slam dunks in my time. The law is rarely black and white. Often times, there is a disagreement, and who will win and lose is difficult to predict. Depending on the case, an attorney likely will have to do some research and talk to several people before making any kind of assessment. While his confidence may be reassuring, his actions on your behalf are more important.
If you need I can get down & dirty. I will sue the person, the person's parents, the place it happened, the owner of the place it happened, & the judge if they give us a hard time. Come on down & see the Clown.
Billable hours add up. Do you really know if they are doing the work? Or doing their secretary? That is why at Clownlaw we charge flat rate to cover expenses & a discount fee when we win. Our record stands alone. Others have commercials, & some you never hear from when you lose. We have never lost a case. Go check the record boys Clownlaw is undefeated.
Other reasons I am the best. I am a specialist. I keep it simple. I am not lazy. I do all the leg work & do not leave you hanging. Do your due diligence & you will see my fees are the lowest & no hidden costs. No contracts leave when you like. You are my customer not my hostage. Understand what I am doing for you. The last thing you want is for a legal problem to bite you later because your lawyer neglected to file the documents with the right government department or court. You will have my number to leave me vital information at all times. Any lawyer who tells you you've got a slam dunk case is probably not a very good lawyer. I have seen very few slam dunks in my time. The law is rarely black and white. Often times, there is a disagreement, and who will win and lose is difficult to predict. Depending on the case, an attorney likely will have to do some research and talk to several people before making any kind of assessment. While his confidence may be reassuring, his actions on your behalf are more important.
If you need I can get down & dirty. I will sue the person, the person's parents, the place it happened, the owner of the place it happened, & the judge if they give us a hard time. Come on down & see the Clown.
Located: Phoenix, AZ
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