Could Charm a Smile from a Rock
Phoenix, AZ • 08/23/2007
Everybody is always listing what they want in a partner which is usually general and lame. Here is my weak attempt at doing the opposite in hopes for.....well I am unsure. I don't like men who are cocky. I don't want a dummy who can't take a joke OR makes jokes about the wrong things. I can't stand liars! I don't like men who stink, don't get me wrong I luuuv the smell of a man, even sweaty man, just don't luv the smell of his ass. I don't like people who can't adapt to individual situations, as in; be a boy with the boys and be a respectful man at the dinner table. I don't like those who under estimate me, I can and will crush you, don't piss me off. I don't like those who don't understand cussing and drinking go together, NOT cussing and meeting my parents! I don't like men who can't be more freaking creative than nasty roses. I can't stand video games, get off your ass and actually take me to go do the real thing, paintball, fishing, skating, arcade games, roller coasters. I don't want some freak that lives at the gym, but please take care of yourself and at least try to be healthy. I don't like people who don't like animals, you don't need to be obsessed but at least know how to be friends with a dog. I don't like workaholics, if you haven't figured out how to make good money without working 70hrs a week, you don't have what I really need. I don't like men who look at every simi cute pound of flesh with more makeup than clothes that walks by, at least have standards. I can't stand people who don't laugh or laugh at Neanderthal things. I don't like prudes or cheaters. I don't like men who want to be my savior, be my protector, be a man, that is enough. I don't like people who try to inflict their religion on me, it's shallow. I don't like people with no tact or class!!! I demand to be treated like a lady, even when I don't act like one. I don't like men with secrets or can't be honest, leaving important details out is still lying. I usually don't like Democrats or leftists, I am a proud Republican. I don't like uneducated people, doesn't mean you need a major in rocket science, just know you are not one of the dumb. I don't like being judged by my age, my best friend is 42 and no I'm not telling you how old I am, that crap doesn't matter to me. So if all of these don'ts and can't stands do NOT apply to you, feel free to drop me a line. By the way, I apologize for not having more tact, I seemed to have got wrapped up.
Posted by: OhSoHandy User
Located: Phoenix, AZ
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