My missed connection for today. I miss the silence of you being on vacation.





I hear all your stories about your past loves and current one. I can't believe how exasperating, fake and hypocritical you are. Your stories are so insincere and I can't believe you take pride in telling them to some of the people here and expect us to think you are so entertaining and delightful.





We think the opposite. I often fantasize about how I would treat you if I were them, but I only hope that you get what you deserve. I hope the men you talk about so casually, and scandalously about would find out and see you for what you really are. Darling you are a classless hoe.





Toodles,





Your annoyed co-worker who wishes you would STFU already. I can't stand the sight of you anymore, please go run your business already!!!